Joan Sims
Nude

Though she has dozens of boob tube credits in her native England, busty blonde Joan Sims will forever be remembered as the First Lady of Carry On. She appeared in 24 of the saucy British comedies and was the longest-serving female cast member on the Carry On team. Surprisingly, she only flashed skin in one of those movies, Carry On Up the Jungle (1970), where her boobs are visible as she takes an outdoor shower. But it only takes one to make this First Lady the tops in Mr. Skin’s (dirty) book. Mr. Skin also loves Joan in Carry On Dick (1974) for obvious reasons… In addition to television and Carry On, Joan had us jonesing for her skin on the big screen, in movies such as What Every Woman Wants (1954), As Long as They’re Happy (1955), A Pair of Briefs (1962), Doctor in Trouble (1970), The Alf Garnett Saga (1972), and One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing (1975). Unfortunately, she doesn’t get naked in any of these films. In fact, after Carry On Up the Jungle, she never got nude on-screen again. Many years older but no less jaunty, Joan appeared in modern fare like 1990’s The Fool, 2000’s The Last of the Blonde Bombshells, and the 1994 Clue video game. She even played doctor with Doctor Who in the four-part 1986 series “The Trial of a Time Lord.” After battling multiple illnesses for several years, Ms. Sims died in 2001. Mr. Skin cherishes the time he spent as her simulated boyfriend.